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Post by Moriarty on Mar 22, 2013 15:53:24 GMT 1
You make a wish and the next person posting grants it...but ruins it completely for you.
Example:
Person A: I wish my feet were not so cold
Person B: Granted but now they burn instead and just turned into ashes.
My wish: I wish I had an unlimited amount of chocolate!
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Post by col. sebastian moran on Mar 22, 2013 20:09:45 GMT 1
granted but you're not allowed to stop eating ever
i wish merchandise wasn't so stupidly expensive
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Post by Moriarty on Mar 22, 2013 20:21:45 GMT 1
Granted but it's all made in China and doesn't look like the original at all.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by col. sebastian moran on Mar 22, 2013 20:29:35 GMT 1
granted but you are now a marabou stork  i wish i had more motivation to read books |
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Post by Moriarty on Mar 22, 2013 20:32:03 GMT 1
Granted but all the books are about statistics.
I wish I could travel the world all the time.
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Post by col. sebastian moran on Mar 22, 2013 22:31:17 GMT 1
dude if i was motivated to read those i'd be so well educated
granted, but you'd have to walk
i wish salt & vinegar crisps didn't exist
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Post by Moriarty on Mar 22, 2013 23:35:39 GMT 1
Granted. But all the other crisps don't exist as well because the potato never made it to Europe.
I wish I could talk to my guinea pig.
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Post by col. sebastian moran on Mar 23, 2013 21:49:31 GMT 1
granted because you can but he can't talk back
i wish this carrot cake i don't want would turn into a steak
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Post by Moriarty on Mar 24, 2013 0:05:11 GMT 1
Granted but the steak tastes like carrot cake.
I wish I had an ice cold cola right now.
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Post by col. sebastian moran on Mar 24, 2013 18:34:30 GMT 1
granted but it's the nasty cheap kind
i wish it wasn't so cold
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Post by Moriarty on Mar 25, 2013 18:11:49 GMT 1
Granted but now you're sweating all the time and it's really nasty.
I wish I could read minds.
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